The Luplollo Show
at The Parachute Factory
June 5–July 11, 2020
As you know, cats tend to put their butts on peoples faces. And people tend to move said cat off of their face so that breathing can become an eventuality. But what is lesser known, is that the simple act of butts in faces is, quite frankly, how they plan to take dominion over the world. How do I know this? While I have yet to fully understand the intricacies, I myself live with two cats. Through many discussions with them, I have agreed to take on the role of Cat Ambassador and as part of my duties, I am tasked to put as many cat butts in as many people faces as possible.
I take myself very seriously.
